Incendiary Soul

Robert Smith is my power animal.
unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon




It looks like a beauty supply store. CANT A RACCOON JUST BUY SOME CURLERS?! JEEZ.

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

It looks like a beauty supply store. CANT A RACCOON JUST BUY SOME CURLERS?! JEEZ.

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Need a better picture, but I’m in love.

Need a better picture, but I’m in love.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsnap.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsnap.

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A change of pace

I hate shopping. It usually ends in frustration and shoes. Today, however, I’m so fucking excited I woke up an hour before my alarm went off and I. Already researching stores in NYC to go tryyyyy oooooonnnnn


Wetsuits.


Guys, I’ve only got one winter to surf the prime season in NYC before moving to the land-locked center of my country for at least a year. I might just be learning but I will not keep give up because of cold.

I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but one day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald, I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I’m sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature’s wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that’s when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.

Lord Vetinari goes off on one of his most haunting soliloquies yet.

Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett

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Pair of #viviennewestwood heels for 35$? Don’t kind if I do! #shoes #omgshoes #letsgetsomeshoes

Pair of #viviennewestwood heels for 35$? Don’t kind if I do! #shoes #omgshoes #letsgetsomeshoes

Head a bit fuxed right now

Gonna start witching up some custom herbal teas, chant some chants, scribble some scribbles, burn some candles and, most importantly, eat some chocolate.


Fucking magic.

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

If I started over with no tattoos, I’d just have every kind of bat on me. As many as I could fit.

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ianbrooks:

Macabre Makeup by Miss Lakune

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, though sometimes it’s just an empty socket. Lakune’s elaborate makeup designs must surely resemble the kind of looks tormented souls ask for in the salon at the end of Hell, where looking fabulous goes hand in twisted, gnarled hand with the tortured demons locked inside, desperately clawing to get out.

Artist: Deviantart / Facebook / Tumblr

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