I hate shopping. It usually ends in frustration and shoes. Today, however, I’m so fucking excited I woke up an hour before my alarm went off and I. Already researching stores in NYC to go tryyyyy oooooonnnnn
Guys, I’ve only got one winter to surf the prime season in NYC before moving to the land-locked center of my country for at least a year. I might just be learning but I will not keep give up because of cold.
I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but one day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald, I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I’m sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature’s wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that’s when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.
Gonna start witching up some custom herbal teas, chant some chants, scribble some scribbles, burn some candles and, most importantly, eat some chocolate.
If I started over with no tattoos, I’d just have every kind of bat on me. As many as I could fit.
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me