I sound like a squeaky toy!
My conjure food spell got food to my front door. That is awesome. But how can I make it just appear directly I front of me? I need to level up. It hurts to mooooooove.
(Thank you, Internet food order systems. You’re my best friend).
Who wants to hear about how sick I am? Too bad I’m going to cough myself to sleep now.
JESUS H CHRIST Just when I thought I could not want a pet raccoon any more than I already do…
You drop something and when you pick it up you say “haha, oops, wow glad that didn’t break!” But then you look closer and see a little chip or tiny fracture but think “oh, it’ll be fine” and then it gets dropped again as you’re putting it back where it goes and it actually breaks, right along that chip or stress line that you thought was no big deal?
HOLY BALLS ADD NICK CAVE IN JULY BECAUSE MY FRIEND DANNY IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE MULTIVERSE.
Gonna go to one big, awesome show a month this year. So far:
Jan - Rural Alberta Advantage
Feb - Murder City Devils
Mar - Metal Church (and bonus, I’m seeing Darwin Deez on Friday)
Tickets bought for:
April - toadies (Rubberneck 20th anniversary tour hooolllyyy shiiiiiiit)
June: Peter Murphy
Ooooo gonna be so good. I hope The Joy Formidable swings through again. That’ll make 6 times I’ve seen them, once a year since I heard of them.
martial arts movie greats Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock absolutely fucking DESTROY a house full of motherfuckers in Yes, Madam (1985)
their fucking jackets god DAMN
this is so good
I need to do another martial arts marathon but with only films led by women.